THE ULTIMATE SHODOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

LEMON DEMON



Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue,

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive.
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime,
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.

And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped:
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.

then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive.
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne,
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs...

then Gandalf the Grey
and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini
and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis
and Jambi the Genie
Robocop,
the Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
and Darth Vader
Lo Pan,
Superman,
every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
and Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
and Hulk Hogan

all came out of no where lightning fast,
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive.
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
this is the Ultimate Showdown
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
this is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.