Bravely bold Sir Robin 
Brought forth from Camelot. 
He was not afraid to die, 
Oh, brave Sir Robin! 
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. 
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. 
 
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. 
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! 
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away 
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. 
 
His head smashed in and his heart cut out, 
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged, 
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off, 
And his penis-- 
 
Robin (interputing):  That's...That's, uh...  That's enough music for now, 
     lads.  It looks like there's dirty work afoot. 
 
Three headed knight: HALT!!! 
 
Voice over:  YES!!  It was the dreaded Three Headed Knight, the fiercest 
             creature for *yards* around! 
             For second....  after second..., Robin held his own, but the 
             onslaught proved too much for the brave knight.  Scarcely was 
             his armor damp, when Robin suddenly, dramatically, changed his 
             tactics! 
 
Minstrel:                               Robin: 
 
Brave Sir Robin ran away.               No! 
Bravely ran away away....               I didn't! 
When Danger reared its ugly head, 
He bravely turned his tail and fled     No!! 
Yes brave Sir Robin turned about        I didn't! 
And gallantly chickened out.. 
 
Bravely bravely bravely bravely         I never did! 
Bravely bravely bravely bravely         All lies! 
Bravely bravely brave Sir Robin!        I never